Senor Peso Snout

   So, I'll talk about my piggy bank today, his name is Senor Peso Snout. He's awesome, and goes to the piggy bank council meeting every week, where the other piggies make fun of him. They make fun because he only gets nickles and pennies, and they get dimes and quarters. I think he should get a part-time job at the circus, as a coin-eater. Then, he could get tips. I bet he could be best friends with a turtle, or Peanut Butter. I mention Peanut Butter on every post because my friend keeps telling me to (but I'm not that weak) so I am.

Pandas

So, this post, is about pandas. Pandas are totally chill. If I had a pet panda, I guess I'd name it Gumbo. Peanut Butter and Gumbo might fight, but I'd make them work it out. It would be cool if purple pandas roamed the earth, like walking eggplants. Or camouflage pandas! They could blend in to their surroundings like octopi. that makes me think of pandas with eight legs. That would be cool.

 

Chocolate

A second thing I live for, is chocolate. Especially Wonka bars. I would love a chocolate factory right next to my house, for the smell, and the taste. I bet Peanut Butter the baby elephant would also love a chocolate factory next to his house too. Chocolate tastes AMAZING! I can use it for so many things. S'mores, cupcakes, cookies, chocolate covered nuts, and much, much, more.

Baby Elephants

     One thing I live for, is baby elephants. They are tiny, and big at the same time. If I had a baby elephant, I would name it Peanut Butter. I may change my mind, but hey. A life goal of mine is to have a gigantic statue of a baby elephant in my yard. A memorial of Peanut Butter. The writing would be like this,


            IN MEMORIAL OF PEANUT BUTTER
          (500b.c.-2002)

He was old
Anyway, that's it!