Santa Clause is a dinosaur. You don't believe me? Here is a list of facts that proves my statement.

-Your chimney does not excist.
-Humans do not fly.
-The octopus nation owns most of the North Pole.
-Reindeer have no skeleton.
-Frosty the Snowman was murdered.
-A witness saw a sleigh flying through West Virginia, but it was actually just a boat caught in the electrical wires.


Merry Christmas!

Penguins

     As I mentioned in the title, PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now we have that cleared up, let's get down to business.

            Facts about Penguins:
*They are marvelous.
*They are outstanding
*They live in the antartic
*I love them
*They are good
*They are amazing
*They are wonderful
*They are not unamazing
                   

             Remember when I talked about Seven the turtle, well he's brothers with a Penguin named Ricard. When Steven got eaten by his friend, he kind of stopped being Puffer's friend. So, Ricard heard Steven got swallowed by Puffer, and he jumped in after his brother for some reason. It turns out that turtle shells don't get digested, so Steven just stayed in his shell for the whole time. Ricard discovered that, and he had nothing to do in Puffer's stomach, so he jumped out of the mouth leaving Steven in there.

Cupcakes

      Cupcakes are delicious, they are amazing, they are the creative person's muffin. (not that I'm saying people that eat muffins are not creative) It's just that they are more colorful. I made cupcakes and put chocolate chips on it in the shape of a smiley face. :) This is probably what the person\people who invented cupcakes was going for, but cupcakes are like mini cakes. They are great. I know I said this all ready, but cupcakes are amazing. That's it, they are good.                                                                        

I drew this, it's a cupcake.

Turtles

   Turtles come in many different shapes, and styles. Like a purple dotted shell backed turtle. Or something more modern. I believe turtles live on Mars, and their shells blend in to the rocks. They hibernate most of the year, sometimes they come out to gossip.
   One day there was a turtle, his name was Steven. He lived in the arctic and was best friends with an seal. The seal's name was Puffer. Puffer always lectured Steven about how much seal meat is actually fat. 
   However, Steven didn't listen. He would say, "All seal meat is fat!" and Puffer did not like it when Steven said that. So, one day as they talked, Steven said, "I bet I taste better than you." Puffer had had too much. Puffer swallowed Steven whole, shell and all. The moral of that story, is to never insult seals. That's all.

He is very big for is age.

Harry Potter

        Harry Potter is the best book\movie ever!!!!! Really, if you have not read Harry Potter, STOP READING THIS IMMEDIATELY!!! Go, pick up the first Harry Potter book, and start reading!! Even if you are an adult. It is an all ages thing. If you have read it before, and did not stop reading this, I assume you have read it and enjoyed it. If you didn't enjoy it, go read it again. Yeah, I hate Twilight, and if you haven't guessed, I love Harry Potter. Do you love Twilight? Do you love Harry Potter? Comment if you do love any, none, or both. Well I have nothing more to say, so I'll just say, See ya.

Phredward The Moose

      Phredward Moose, if you haven't yet guessed, is a moose. He's the main character in my other blog. He has a pet inchworm named George, and a motorcycle named Oscar. He travels the world blowing things up. Also, I think George likes kumquats. Peanut Butter would probably love that blog. Like he would love this one, because he keeps getting mentioned. I really have nothing more to say About Phredward so I'll just say, See Ya!                                                                  http://the-daily-moose.blogspot.com/2013_06_01_archive.html  Here's a link!                         

                                                                                                              Not really Phredward.

Senor Peso Snout

   So, I'll talk about my piggy bank today, his name is Senor Peso Snout. He's awesome, and goes to the piggy bank council meeting every week, where the other piggies make fun of him. They make fun because he only gets nickles and pennies, and they get dimes and quarters. I think he should get a part-time job at the circus, as a coin-eater. Then, he could get tips. I bet he could be best friends with a turtle, or Peanut Butter. I mention Peanut Butter on every post because my friend keeps telling me to (but I'm not that weak) so I am.

Pandas

So, this post, is about pandas. Pandas are totally chill. If I had a pet panda, I guess I'd name it Gumbo. Peanut Butter and Gumbo might fight, but I'd make them work it out. It would be cool if purple pandas roamed the earth, like walking eggplants. Or camouflage pandas! They could blend in to their surroundings like octopi. that makes me think of pandas with eight legs. That would be cool.

 

Chocolate

A second thing I live for, is chocolate. Especially Wonka bars. I would love a chocolate factory right next to my house, for the smell, and the taste. I bet Peanut Butter the baby elephant would also love a chocolate factory next to his house too. Chocolate tastes AMAZING! I can use it for so many things. S'mores, cupcakes, cookies, chocolate covered nuts, and much, much, more.

Baby Elephants

     One thing I live for, is baby elephants. They are tiny, and big at the same time. If I had a baby elephant, I would name it Peanut Butter. I may change my mind, but hey. A life goal of mine is to have a gigantic statue of a baby elephant in my yard. A memorial of Peanut Butter. The writing would be like this,


            IN MEMORIAL OF PEANUT BUTTER
          (500b.c.-2002)

He was old
Anyway, that's it!