Santa Clause is a dinosaur. You don't believe me? Here is a list of facts that proves my statement.

-Your chimney does not excist.
-Humans do not fly.
-The octopus nation owns most of the North Pole.
-Reindeer have no skeleton.
-Frosty the Snowman was murdered.
-A witness saw a sleigh flying through West Virginia, but it was actually just a boat caught in the electrical wires.


Merry Christmas!